Here are a few things that really Grind my Gears:
1) Mean old ppl
-They don't have that long left to be that mean
2) Saggy jeans
-Like why? Its not '93 and you're not in jail.. let it go...
3) Cheap men
-Don't ask to be treated like the man if you cant provide like one
4) Dirty Nails
-*sigh* as accessible as water is there is no excuse... you can tear off a piece of paper... use ya bus card, something! JEEZE!
5) Mean ugly ppl
-Strike one is you're ugly... Why give me another reason to not like you???
6) Spam
-i shouldn't need to explain...
7) Ridiculously chipper ppl
-No one is that happy all the time, therefor i have no choice but to believe that you are a serial killer...
8) The Blueprint 3
-Yea i said it... and ill say it again! I am a die hard Hova fan but the truth is the truth... The singles are the hottest songs on the CD... the rest of it sounds like Timbaland and Kanye having a "who's beat is better" contest... Jay-Z is Jay-Z cause he got his own swag that doesn't need justification nor attention brought to it... He spent the entire CD talkin about himself, smh
9) Ppl who are still talking about the Kanye-Taylor fiasco
-I didn't know who she was until it happen... its over... neither of them have helped me pay a bill so ultimately i don't care...
10) American Dad
-Its a waste of crayons... Its not funny and pretentious...
11) Nosey ppl
-Why does the fact that you have no business lead to you leaning in on mine??? I have a remedy though, if catch ya being nosey imma just talking about something real uncomfortable or make an obscene gesture... We'll see how often you dip in my business then...
12) Plus size floral print anything
-Its like wearing a sign that says i don't have control over anything... including what i wear...
13) Stupid ppl
-The don't deserve to be liked...
14) Muffin tops
-C'mon now! YOU FEEL THAT HANGIN OUT! HELL! DON'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT! HMPH!
15) White ppl with dreds
-Like why? What is the reason? To get back to their roots? Because their hair is so hard to manage? smh
16) Multi-colored weaves
-Now one is born with green, blue, pink or purple hair. Its like wearing a sign that says 'No i don't want a job' or 'Yes, my name is in fact Bonqueesha' or 'HOW'D YOU KNOW I HAD THREE KIDS BEFORE I WAS 18???'
17) High school *scratch that* All kids...
-I just don't like 'em
18) Macy Gray's voice
-Its just unnecessary...
19) Ppl who try to fit in
-Be yourself and maybe ill acknowledge your existence
20) Flooding pants
-Just looking at someone else flooding makes me uncomfortable...
21) Big ol' men holding iPod mini's
-Just looks awkward
22) Bobby Brown's mouth
-Its just so much wrong with it... It makes me frown
23) Extravagant birthday parties for one year olds
-Have you ever heard someone say 'Man my 1st birthday party was the BOMB! It changed my life!'
24) Over dressed pets
-Where are they going and what are you trying to prove???
25) Bad breath
-If you don't want me to fart in the middle of a conversation than neither do i, whether it comes from your tongue or your butt...
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This is why I love you friend! because we think alike.
ReplyDelete1) I can't stand a cheap men, like damn I'm good enough to "watch a movie" with but yo cheap ass can't spend money to take me out to the movies.
2) Don't even get me started on ridiculously chipper people...I have to deal with them all day long. Today is a prime example: it's raining out, why the hell you so happy. The rain give you an excuse to be in a shitty mood. lol
3) Plus size and floral shouldn't even be in the same sentence!