In a conversation about bums with friends, one of my friends shared her dismay with a certain bum she ran across a few weeks ago...
Her: So a couple of my friends came to visit a few weeks ago and while walking around downtown we came a cross a bum that was *insert obscene hand gesture*
Me: He was masterbating???
Her: Yes!!!!! Omg it was sooooo nasty, like how rude
Other friend: I cant believe he was doing that!!!!
Me: In his defense it is hard to find a safe place to masterbate these days… Poor man just happen to have been horny when yall walked by… *smh*
Both: *faces in total shock*
Me: WHAT???
Honestly, was i so wrong to look at it form the bums point of view???
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